Thursday, July 7, 2011

everybody poops

“We should accept our bodies with good grace and a touch of humor, as naturally as animals do” - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

One time, during a 10mile run, I had to shit so bad that I ran off the road, through snow and forest to squat and explode. With no leaves and only gritty late Febuary snow, I basically just smeared it around my bottom trying to wipe. As I was doing this my friend drove by, not seeing me off the side of the road, leading me to sprint, shorts stretched like a rubber band mid thigh, miserably trying to get his attention.

2 comments:

  1. everyone poops......and that is awesome. on our team, we call it "being successful" someone is always successful on EVERY run ;)

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